As we pointed out in this column last summer here at The Sexy Armpit, the only G.I. Joe character to hail from Iselin, New Jersey is Mutt the K-9 Dog Handler! Here’s a classic G.I. Joe public service announcement starring Mutt who warns us not to pet an animal you don’t know. There sure are a lot of stray dogs and cats around these parts so be sure to heed his warning because knowing is half the battle!