Don’t bite your fork! and other gripes

I can’t stand when people say “LITCHerally” instead of “LITerally.” That bothers the shit out of me.

Oh yeah, and don’t bite your fork when you’re eating…it’s like nails on a chalkboard.

And don’t slurp your coffee or soup…wait til it’s cooled off a bit.

How come grapefruits are so different than grapes?

I need answers.

And why do I have to work on Monday? That friggin sucks…as long as I have Debarge to rock me to work…