Let’s join Peter Venkman’s TV show World of the Psychic already in progress…
VENKMAN:
Elaine, now you had another date in mind…
ELAINE:
According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th in the year 2016.
VENKMAN:
Valentine’s Day…bummer. Where’d you get your date Elaine?
ELAINE:
I received this information from an alien. As I told my husband, it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn. I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me, he started talking to me, he bought me a drink, and then…I think he must’ve used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that’s where…he told me about the end of the world.
VENKMAN:
…So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?
ELAINE:
It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room at the Holiday Inn. I can’t be sure about that Peter.
VENKMAN:
Of course not, and that is the whole problem with aliens, you just can’t trust ’em. Occassionally you meet a nice one…Starman, E.T, but usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard!